| | I'M THE GREATEST STAR Lyrics Artist(Band):Barbra Streisand
I've got thirty-six expressions-- Sweet as pie to tough as leather, And that's six expressions more Than all them, ah, Barrymores put together. Instead of just kicking me Why don't they give me a lift? Well,it must be a plot, 'Cause they're scared that I got Such a gift--well, I'm miffed--'cause I'm the greatest star-- I am by far, but no one knows it! Wait, they're gonna hear a voice, A silver flute--ah hah, ah hah-- They'll cheer each toot (Hey! That kid is terrific!) When I expose it! Now, can't you see to look at me That I'm a natural Camille? As Camille I just feel I've got so much to offer. Hey listen kid, I know I'd be divine because I'm a natural cougher. (coughs) Some ain't got it--not a lump, I'm a great big clump of talent! Laugh! They'll bend in half. (Did you ever hear the story about the traveling salesman?) A thousand jokes: Shtick around for the jokes, A thousand faces. I reiterate, When you're gifted, Then you're gifted, These are facts--I got no axe to grind. Hey, what are you--blind? In all of the world so far I'm the greatest star! (speaking) No autographs please. You think beautiful girls are gonna stay a star forever? I should say not! Any minute now they're gonna be out!...Finished! Then it'll be my turn. (back to singing) Who is the pip with piz-azz? Who is all ginger and jazz? Who is as glamorous as? Who's an American Beauty rose With an American Beauty nose, And ten American Beaty toes, Eyes on the target, and wham-- One shot, one gun shot and BAM! Hey, Mr. Keeney, here I am! I'm the greatest star, I am by far, But no one knows it! That's why I was born-- I'll blow my horn Till someone knows it! I'll light up like a light Right up like a light I'll flicker, then flare up (ha ha) All the world's gonna stare up Lookin' down You'll never see me-- Try the sky, 'Cause that'll be me. I can make 'em cry, I can make 'em sigh, Someday they'll clamor For my dram-er. Have you guessed yet, Who's the best yet? If ya ain't I'll tell ya one more time. You bet your last dime In all of the world so far I am the greatest, greatest star! If you find some error in I'M THE GREATEST STAR Lyrics, would you please submit your corrections to me? Thank You. Thanks to Nickylu818 for submitting the lyrics. Review the song I'M THE GREATEST STAR The area is only for review, if you want to submit the lyrics or the corrections of the lyrics, please click the link at the end of the lyrics.  Download "Barbra Streisand" Music | |
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