| | All The Reasons Lyrics Artist(Band):Rodney Carrington
Pastel colors ain't good on me I need a woman that I can squeeze These are the things that I believe I like John Wayne and overalls Hate chick flicks and shopping malls I thank God that I've got balls A pickup truck and a texas drawl I don't like flowers and fancy wine Or talking on that phone all the time I don't like nothing near my behind It's an exit, it suits me fine Oh, these are all those reasons I ain't queer (These are all the reasons he ain't queer) I think two holes are better than one If you ask me, well thats more fun In 'n' out and then I'm done Two guys kissing would make me run I don't like sex on a fufu bed I don't want to dance with a guy name Fred I did it once and my face turned red You saw the tape so enoughs been said Me and my buddies we like to drink Watching fights at the hockey rink You won't catch me wearing pink I like the fact that my pecker don't stink Oh, these are all the reasons I ain't queer Don't be poking nothing near my rear, yeah These are all the reasons The crazy cuckoo reasons These are all those reasons I ain't queer If you find some error in All The Reasons Lyrics, would you please submit your corrections to me? Thank You. Thanks to Trapper Tomesh for submitting the lyrics. Review about All The Reasons Puts Country Music to SHAME | Reviewer: Katrina Tilley (what have I got to hide?) | 12/22/08 This song is a big piece of bigoted, disgusting bullcrap and as a fan of country music, it makes me severely ashamed. Not only is it bigoted, it's also just really NASTY - why do people think that that's the ONLY way gay guys do it? Look at some ancient Greek art depicting gays if you don't believe me (not that it's a hobby of mine or anything LOL, but I have seen it). AND not only does it stereotype gay people, it stereotypes STRAIGHT guys too! I happen to know straight guys who enjoy "Pride and Prejudice", and not just for Keira. God do rednecks get on my damn nerves. I'll end with a quote from my Mom, spoken when she heard this song: "Just because you ain't queer doesn't mean you ain't still an ASSHOLE." Nuff said. Great! | Reviewer: Anonymous | 4/15/07 I saw him do this song live. It was so hilarious. Me and my friends could hardly breathe because we were laughing so hard. He's a great comedian! Review the song All The Reasons The area is only for review, if you want to submit the lyrics or the corrections of the lyrics, please click the link at the end of the lyrics.  Download "Rodney Carrington" Music | |
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