| | Colt 45 Lyrics Artist(Band):Afroman
Hey check this out man (tell it) There was this blind man right, (this fool right here)(man check it, hey) There was this blind man right(hey) He was feelin' his way down the street with a stick right (yeah), hey He walked past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin' (fish market?) He stopped he took a deep breath he said "Snfffffff, woooo good morning ladies" <all laughing> You like that shit man (that was pretty good) Hey man I got a gang of that shit man I tell you what my man on the guitar, Hey fool on the drums. Everyone just gather around the mic I'll tell you all these mutha fuckin' jokes but first imma start off like that, hey help me sing it homeboy (C'mon!) Say Colt 45 and 2 zig-zags baby thats all we need We can go to the park after dark Smoke that tumbleweed As the marijuana burns we can take our turn singing them dirty rap songs Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong. so roll roll roll my joint pick out the seeds and stems ridin high as hell flyin through palmdale skating on dantty rims. so roll roll the eighty three cadillac coupe devill if the tapes or my cds just dont sell i bet my cadi will. well it was just sundown in a small white town we call it east side palmdale. when the afroman went through the white land houses when up for sale. well i was standing on the corner sellin rap cds when i met a little girl named jane. i let her ride in my cadi cause i didnt know my dady was the leader of the kun klux klan. we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time. (chorus) i met this lady in hollywood she had green hair but damn she looked good i took her to my house cause she was fine but she wooped out a dick that was bigger than mine. i met this girl from japan Never made love with an African I fucked her once I fucked her twice I ate that pussy like shrimp-fried rice Don't be amazed at stories I tell ya I met a woman in the heart of Australia Had a big butt and big titties too So I hopped in her ass like a kangaroo See I met this woman from Hawaii Stuck it in her ass and she said aaiiiii Lips where breakfast Pussy was lunch Then her titties busted open with Hawaiian punch Met Colonel Sanders' wife in the state of Kentucky She said I'll fry some chicken if you just fuck me I came in her mouth it was a crisis I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices [CHORUS] I met Dolly (pardon) Parton in Tennessee Her titties were filled with Hennessy That country music really drove me crazy But I rode that ass and said yes Ms. Daisy I met this lady in Oklahoma Put that pussy in a coma Met this lady in Michigan I can't wait 'til I fuck that bitch-again Met a real black girl down in South Carolina Fucked her til she turned to a white Albina Fucked this hooker in Iowa I fucked her on credit, so I owe her Fucked this girl down in Georgia Came in her mouth, man I thought I told ya Met this beautiful sexy ho She just ran across the border of Mexico Fine young thing said her name's Maria I wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla I wanna get married but I cant afford it I know I'm a cry when she get deported [CHORUS] Have you ever went over a girl's house to fuck But the pussy just ain't no good I mean you gettin' upset because you can't get her wet Plus you in the wrong neighborhood So you try to play it off and eat the pussy But it take her so long to cum Then a dude walk in that's her big boyfriend And he asks you where you from So you wipe your mouth and you try to explain You start talkin' real fast But he already mad cause you fuckin' his wife So he start beatin' on you ass Now your clothes all muddy Your nose all bloody Your dick was hard but now its soft You thought you had a girl to rock your world Now you still gotta go jack off [CHORUS 'til it fades] If you find some error in Colt 45 Lyrics, would you please submit your corrections to me? Thank You. Review about Colt 45 What The Hell!!!!!?????? | Reviewer: Jakie Junior 24 | 11/19/09 This song is the Bomb!!! Best out of all I have ever heard. This song rocks my fucking socks!!!!!!!! Love this song can't get enough of it. Reminds me of my home girls going to a party and getting high all Hell and not giving a Fuck!!! This song Fucking rocks!!!! Also this song is Fucking Hilarious!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Keep up the good work Afroman!! Condescending much?!? | Reviewer: Aya~Rose | 10/31/09 I'd like to point out how people are saying "Oh, don't listen to this if you're under 18, BLAH BLAH BLAH." I, for one, am 13 and love this song. YOU have no right to say what kids should and should not listen to. I feel bad for the kids of people who are so protective. FACE IT. This is the world. People get high and go screw girls. WHOOP DE FRIGGIN DOO. Your kids are going to face reality some day, why not prepare them now? I got the damned 'TALK' when I was 8. I am offended by the lack of confidence parents have in todays youth. shut the fuck up. | Reviewer: elisabeth :) | 9/29/09 woow people calm the fuck down. it's a fucking song, and a hilarious one at that. all you stupid little hoes who got nothin better to do than hate on afroman just cuz his song is "sexist", go die in a hole. i'm a chick too, and i find this song fucking amazing. this song, is the sexx. stop hating just because you have nothing better to do with your lives than complain. ps-only ugly bitches complain about sexism. so get over it. Afro-Man comment | Reviewer: joshua | 9/29/09 It's pretty funny when a guy who lives outside the city limits can hear songs like this one, as well as Afro-Man's other hit song, "Because I Got High," and laugh himself silly. This song is about funny instances that may occur when one lets the southern head do the thinking, and "Because I Got High" looks at the possible things that could happen to those who use drugs. Take that, you music-bashing liberals! HAHAHAHAHAA | Reviewer: Anonymous | 9/17/09 "AFROMAN NEEDS TO CHECK HIMSELF | Reviewer: Anonymous | 1/1/09" referring to this comment on page 2. i would like to ask what have you done recently to influence the world? other than bitch on an anonymous blog about being a lesbian Hawaiian. at least Afroman has accomplished something in his life. hes a lyrical genius. your just envious of his talent woo | Reviewer: Anonymous | 6/18/09 its a funny song thats bomb as hell, but no one is really hatin on it so all this womans need to calm down. really i mean fuck fuck fuckedy fuck fuck. jus kidin go crazy! afro Muda fuka m.a.n. way to go discriptly rap yo sex life. i get a boner every time i hear this song! I love this song | Reviewer: Tiffany | 5/18/09 Well I have heard this song for the first time when I was 17.... I LOVE THIS SONG..It's SO DAMN funny!!! I listen to it all the time, if I'm listening to it then I'm singing!!! It has become my best friends and mine song. we listen to it evey time we are together!!!!! I love her to death she is the bomb like tic tic!!!!!!!!!! wow | Reviewer: morgan | 5/4/09 this is my wedding song and i knew it was gonna be since i was 16. im 22 now and my boyfriend now fiance for 7 years and i am getting married july 21st so get the fuck over it! my weddings gonna be the shit and this song is gonna make it unforgettable. dont listen to it if u have a god damn problem with it. and miss hawaii ITS A JOKE CALM THE FUCK DOWN and im a girl also speak for youself. i love this sone so chill out all u low life shit heads. heyyyyy SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | Reviewer: krystin kinneer | 4/16/09 Hey everyone I think you need to stop dissin this song. Just caz your bored w/ ur life(and have nothing better to do but to make fun of a song) dosnt meen everybody else is. So stop the drama, Get back to your lives, and SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOT IT?, GOOD. :) :) :) :) :) Lol | Reviewer: Anonymous | 4/15/09 Soo for all those who think this song is offensive because hes rippin up woman, who cares, like us woman say or call guys stuff all the time im sure your not perfect. This song is awesome, catchy, and funny. Its just a song, nothing to get worked up over... and if you get worked up over this listen to some other songs and hear what other artists have to say about woman, im sure its a lot worse then this song. I have loved this song since i was like 12 before i really understood any of it, but i know it all know and i think its hilarious! haha go Afroman! Review By Pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Next 10 Pages Review the song Colt 45 The area is only for review, if you want to submit the lyrics or the corrections of the lyrics, please click the link at the end of the lyrics.  Download "Afroman" Music | |
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