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Floyd The Barber Lyrics
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Bell on door clangs, come on in
Floyd observes my hairy chin
Sit down chair don't be afraid
Steamed hot towel on my face

I was Shaved
I was Shaved
I was Shaved

Barney ties me to the chair
I can't see I'm really scared
Floyd breathes hard I hear a zip
Pee pee pressed against my lips

I'm ashamed
I'm ashamed
I'm ashamed

I sense others in the room
Opey, Aunt Bee, I presume
They take turns and cut me up
I died smothered in Andy's butt.

I was Shamed
I was Shamed
I was Shamed

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Gel nails fungus | Reviewer: Aleeza | 9/21/09

Good Day. The excellence of a gift lies in its appropriateness rather than in its value.
I am from Tome and also am speaking English, give true I wrote the following sentence: "Gel on natural nails: braga and moore focused to reach the borg in the top, while reason rick berman showed a sword grinding mystery foot."

THX :p, Aleeza.



ya | Reviewer: dant | 7/24/09

This song is so creepy it's amazing. This CD is the best out of them all in my opinion. I don't like nevermind's sound cuz of the producer, but I love the lyrics just like the others. Nirvana's one of the best.



Oral | Reviewer: Anonymous | 6/28/09

This song is about a boy going to the barber named floyd and then floyd the barber made the boy give him head by barney strapping him to the chair and he couldn't see and unzipped his pants then "pee pee pressed against my lips" (oral sex)

then Opey and Aunt Bee took turns getting oral from the boy. "They take turns and cut me up"

I never realized how twisted this song was until just now. Its pretty fu*ked up.



I sense others in the room | Reviewer: Anonymous | 3/23/09

1 of Nirvana's best songs....from there best record...the song is genius...not only that I love how the lyrics are kind of incoherint..."get the feeling on how ashamed he is"...amazing......and so simple



In shock | Reviewer: Krazy333 | 2/22/09

I used to not have cable so i only had a few channels and i used to watch the andy griffith show when it came on fox at night about ten years back when i was a kid.It was a decent show anyway i got into nirvana at 13 and bought bleach at 16.This song was always one of my favorites off the record even though I couldn't really understand the lyrics it was just so catchy you know?I can't believe that the lyrics are about all of the characters from the andy griffith show tying kurt ip and forcing him to give them oral sex until he eventually dies in aunt bees vagina.Kurt Cobain was such a fucking genius who else would ever think of that?



funny and great song ( a friend in bolivia) | Reviewer: andres | 9/25/08

i think that this song is pretty funny beacause when i listen to the lyrics it reminds me when i go to the barber in the hood dont you ever go to a barberie like floyd`s ahh?? i did and had almost the same experience of this song is pretty funny jajaja when i was a kid, now i laugh but when i was a kid i was like this song .say this song is pretty good i love it
a friend in bolivia



revelation | Reviewer: char | 11/24/07

never realized that the lyrics were so creepy. Nirvana's still great though. Now, I understand this song a little more. I don't think I would have been sad to have remained ignorant however...



whateva | Reviewer: Anonymous | 10/13/07

Nirvana is genius. Everything that Krist, Dave and Kurt did in this band worked soooooooooooooooooo well, i guess that’s the reason why the band is called nirvana, this music is heaven.
and to all those people who think this album is bad or that album is bad are entitled to have their own opinion, but i think each album has something special bout it but personally i like the bleach album the best but that doesn’t mean the other albums suck coz nothing that nirvana makes sucks
PEACE!



fuck analysis | Reviewer: jim | 9/7/07

come on. everything kurt did is true nirvana. why shouldn't it? what's wrong with nevermind? an artist changes else he's no artist. and human beings have different emotions-that's why great artists/musicians put out different songs/albums...you might prefer one to another but that's about who you are. everything kurt put out surely came from his heart, but you just can't agree all the time.
you're just one of the NEVERMIND bashers.
it's just a bad habit that you learn from others.
i think it just happens to be so great that it reached many people
which pisses you off since even people you don't like listen to it.
doesn't make it worse but annoying. so you switch to bleach and feel smarter. if everyone listened to bleach you'd say the same thing about bleach.

nevermind is great and so are the others i believe.



Pure Genuis | Reviewer: Christoffer | 8/10/07

Kurt Cobain is the best fu**ing punk rock/grunge dude ever, the fact you can't be too specific about what genre he truly belonged in just goes to prove my point. Never mind, Nevermind caus' that's not the true Nirvana, Bleach is. Floyd the Barber, School, Big Cheese, Paper Cuts...they're all freakin' awesome...Good thing they (Nirvana) released In Utero after taking ten steps back with Nevermind...Kurt was an artist and he is a legend...




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