RANDY NEWMAN LYRICS

  Lyrics - Randy Newman Lyrics

 :: Biography
 :: Albums





Randy Newman on his career as songwriter: "I didn't make
any calculated decision - 'Well, I'm good at this, so
that's what I'll do.' Wasn't out of any great love for it,
though. I was good at it. I never wanted to be a doctor,
like my father, or a lawyer. Baseball player, I wanted to
be..." As fate would have it, the majors passed him by -
too much music in the blood.

Newman's uncles Lionel and Emil were composer/arrangers and
a number of relatives worked in the music and movie
business; even his physician father, Irving, wrote songs
for a hobby (and had a Bing Crosby B-side credit for "Who
Gave You The Roses" in 1959). But during Newman's
childhood, all other influences were overshadowed by his
"Uncle Al" - the reknowned (prior to the MAD mascot) Alfred
Newma More...

Randy Newman Lyrics List:
(Submit New Randy Newman Lyrics)
  • A Few Words In Defense Of Our Country Lyrics
  • A Fool In Love Lyrics
  • A Piece Of The Pie Lyrics
  • A Wedding in Cherokee County Lyrics
  • Back on My Feet Again Lyrics
  • Bad News from Home Lyrics
  • Baltimore Lyrics
  • Bet No One Ever Hurt This Bad Lyrics
  • Better off Dead Lyrics
  • Big Hat, No Cattle Lyrics
  • Birmingham Lyrics
  • Burn On Lyrics
  • Christmas In Capetown Lyrics
  • Cowboy Lyrics
  • Davy the Fat Boy Lyrics
  • Dayton, Ohio - 1903 Lyrics
  • Dixie Flyer Lyrics
  • Easy Street Lyrics
  • Every Man a King Lyrics
  • Every Time It Rains Lyrics
  • Falling in Love Lyrics
  • Feels Like Home Lyrics
  • Follow the Flag Lyrics
  • Four Eyes Lyrics
  • Ghosts Lyrics
  • God's Song (That's Why I Love Mankind) Lyrics
  • Going Home Lyrics
  • Great Nations of Europe Lyrics
  • Guilty Lyrics
  • Half A Man Lyrics
  • Have You Seen My Baby? Lyrics
  • He Gives Us All His Love Lyrics
  • I'll Be Home Lyrics
  • I'm Dead Lyrics
  • I'm Different Lyrics
  • I Gotta Be Your Man Lyrics
  • I Love L.A. Lyrics
  • I Miss You Lyrics
  • I Think He's Hiding Lyrics
  • I think It's Going To Rain Today Lyrics
  • I Want Everyone to Like Me Lyrics
  • I Want You to Hurt Like I Do Lyrics
  • I Will Go Sailing No More Lyrics
  • If You Need Oil Lyrics
  • In Germany Before The War Lyrics
  • It's Money That I Love Lyrics
  • It's Money that Matters Lyrics
  • Jolly Coppers On Parade Lyrics
  • Just Look at Me (World Wrestling Entertainment Version) Lyrics
  • Kathleen (Catholicism Made Easier) Lyrics
  • Kingfish Lyrics
  • Korean Parents Lyrics
  • Last Night I Had A Dream Lyrics
  • Laugh And Be Happy Lyrics
  • Laughing Boy Lyrics
  • Let's Burn Down The Cornfield Lyrics
  • Linda Lyrics
  • Little Criminals Lyrics
  • Living Without You Lyrics
  • Lonely At The Top Lyrics
  • Losing You Lyrics
  • Louisiana 1927 Lyrics
  • Love Story Lyrics
  • Lover's Prayer Lyrics
  • Lucinda Lyrics
  • Mama Told Me Not To Come Lyrics
  • Marie Lyrics
  • Masterman and Baby J Lyrics
  • Memo To My Son Lyrics
  • Miami Lyrics
  • Mikey's Lyrics
  • Mr. President (Have Pity on the Working Man) Lyrics
  • Mr. Sheep Lyrics
  • My Country Lyrics
  • My Life Is Good Lyrics
  • My Old Kentucky Home Lyrics
  • Naked Man Lyrics
  • New Orleans Wins the War Lyrics
  • Old Man Lyrics
  • Old Man On The Farm Lyrics
  • Only A Girl Lyrics
  • Pants Lyrics
  • Political Science Lyrics
  • Poor Me Lyrics
  • Potholes Lyrics
  • Pretty Boy Lyrics
  • Real Emotional Girl Lyrics
  • Red Bandana Lyrics
  • Rednecks Lyrics
  • Rider In The Rain Lyrics
  • Roll with the Punches Lyrics
  • Rollin' Lyrics
  • Rosemary Lyrics
  • Sail Away Lyrics
  • Same Girl Lyrics
  • Shame Lyrics
  • Short People Lyrics
  • Sigmund Freud's Impersonation Of Albert Einstein In America Lyrics
  • Simon Smith And The Amazing Dancing Bear Lyrics
  • So Long Dad Lyrics
  • Something Special Lyrics
  • Song For The Dead Lyrics
  • Spies Lyrics
  • Strange Things Lyrics
  • Suzanne Lyrics
  • Take Me Back Lyrics
  • Texas Girl At The Funeral Of Her Father Lyrics
  • That'll Do Lyrics
  • The Beehive State Lyrics
  • The Blues Lyrics
  • The Girls In My Life (Part 1) Lyrics
  • The One You Love Lyrics
  • The Story of a Rock and Roll Band Lyrics
  • The World Isn't Fair Lyrics
  • There's A Party At My House Lyrics
  • They Just Got Married Lyrics
  • Uncle Bob's Midnight Blues Lyrics
  • Underneath The Harlem Moon Lyrics
  • When She Loved Me Lyrics
  • William Brown Lyrics
  • Yellow Man Lyrics
  • You've Got a Friend In Me Lyrics
  • You Can't Fool The Fat Man Lyrics
  • You Can Leave Your Hat On Lyrics
    (Submit New Randy Newman Lyrics)








    Review about Randy Newman

    Irony... | Reviewer: gabrielle
        ------ About the song Short People performed by Randy Newman

    To take the song literally, as the reviewer below (Lo) intimates, is to miss the point. I agree that "short" is a metaphor. If not, then the award-winning songwriter must have heavy esteem issues, not to mention a death wish: Newman is 5' 4".


    A Must Read | Reviewer: AJ
        ------ About the song Short People performed by Randy Newman

    I looked up these lyrics tonight because I am a woman who works in a business of mainly men. I met a short opponent. He likes me but he doesn't. It is a power struggle. He can be so nasty. He reminded me of a short neighbor boy that treated me the same way. The neighbor boy used to sing this song from his second story window. Both the man now and the boy from the past have issues with their height and they take it out on others. I believe that the lyrics came about because of other short people who were nasty to others due to their own issues inside. I am a songwriter myself. These type of people do have dirty minds and are good for telling lies.


    aaaaahhhhh... | Reviewer: ~shortperson~
        ------ About the song Short People performed by Randy Newman

    Okay, I'm short. I'm 5"3" and I'm 18. I loooooooooove this song. It's catchy. I understand where people are coming from in saying they don't like it. I didnt at first. But now that i'm more MATURE, i like it a lot. That's all i have to say.


    Pauli | Reviewer: Anonymous
        ------ About the song Short People performed by Randy Newman

    One of my friends is, so to say, vertically challenged (due to an illness). We address him "midget" or "dwarf", which is a token of closeness and trust. We will certainly play this song for him and he will laugh. Wouldn't he be a pansy to take it as an offence? If he did, we would definitely start nagging him about his size, but in fact it would be his sissyness that we would poke fun at. Dear Anonymous, don't be a sissy and laugh at yourself louder than others do - this will make them stop :D


    Can we see, hear, or feel? | Reviewer: Lo
        ------ About the song Short People performed by Randy Newman

    I'm a black female and when I first heard this song I immediately figured it to be showing how stupid racism is. I assume when he wrote the song he probably wanted to make people think. Cuz maybe if you're appalled by those words then maybe, just maybe you'd stand up when real injustice occurs. It's sad that a lot of people were taunted because Randy used the word short. And it's even sadder that most people are so closed-minded that they can only feel hurt for themselves and not others. Anyone ever heard of empathy?


    Artistic writing. | Reviewer: Chris
        ------ About the song Short People performed by Randy Newman

    Who really knows what Randy Newman was thinking when he wrote this song.
    I think you take your own meaning from a song, even if it's not the same as the one the writer intended.
    I personally think this song is a dig at the small minded. And I believe anyone who takes it seriously is kind of the butt of the joke.
    But that's just my view. There's no need to argue over what it means. Just read the lyrics, and think about it for yourself.


    What is WRONG with people? | Reviewer: Laura Sapp
        ------ About the song Short People performed by Randy Newman

    I can't believe that people are still arguing about this song. I'm 5'2" and I have always LOVED the song. I really doubt very much that Randy Newman thinks that short people should die. The wording is perfect. If some people are offended by the song, then they should probably consider having senses of humor grafted onto their personalities. Only Randy Newman knows for sure, but I've always assumed the he intended to point out the absurdity of senseless prejudices, and I feel comfortable with that assumption. The saddest thing is that the people who don't "get it" are very likely the people who most need the message.

    And if Randy Newman himself ever tells me that I'm wrong, I'll just bite him on the kneecaps.
    (For the humor-impaired among you, THAT WAS A JOKE!)

    My late husband was 6'6" and loved the song, and I have good reason to know that HE didn't think short people should die.

    Lighten up, people!


    Thanks for the insults. | Reviewer: Anonymous
        ------ About the song Short People performed by Randy Newman

    I happened to be about 7 or 8 yrs old when this song came out.

    I was very short (still am) and this song made for several years of teasing. I still grit my teeth if this song comes on at a party and I have to smile while getting another round of "good-natured" teasing.

    I don't care what the original intent was or if there is some deeper lesson within the lyrics. It's mean-spirited.

    And by the way, I was told that the lyrics were about his Manager who was short and with whom Newman had a falling out.
    Don't know if it's a true story but it seems a lot more plausible than all the crap spouted about it being some deep social commentary.

    So F*ck you Randy Newman for giving the bullies more fodder. A$$hole.


    Let | Reviewer: Serac
        ------ About the song Short People performed by Randy Newman

    Let me tell you the meaning of this song.
    Randy Newman is not making an attack on short people, this song is an anti racist song. And the lyrics are saying that it is a stupid to hate short people as it is to hate black people. Anyone who missed this is not the brightest bulb in the shop.


    out in Africa | Reviewer: Anonymous
        ------ About the song Political Science performed by Randy Newman

    traveling with a Dutch group in Africa we came to the subject of traveling through the USA and the music of Randy Newman. Three of us could sing 'political science' spontaniously and we had a great time as we found ourselves in that wunderfull cynical mood that you're just a nothing from a country far far away. how powerfull can you be and yet.... no one likes you. Americans need, as we all do a mirror, and the way amaricans look to the rest of the world is perfect set in this song.


    Response to Webmaster | Reviewer: First Timer
        ------ About the song Short People performed by Randy Newman

    RE: Reply to short people | Reviewer: webmaster at supportfortheshort.org | 5/24/09

    Dear small-minded individual (no pun intended),

    I have never actually taken the time to respond to anything like this. Upon reading your post I just could not in good conscience let this go! The audacity that you have in some of the things you have said makes me feel somewhat ill. First of all, to compare this song on any level or compare in general the prejudice directed toward short people to what the black community has gone through is mind boggling. You are truly a very naive individual to think this way.

    Secondly, as NuclearSunrise pointed out the fact that you call people "Brain-Dead" because of their opinions further shows your naive, small minded nature. Everyone is entitled to their opinions (even you). If you don't like the song, simply state that, and then never listen to it again. I mean that is the great thing about finding music that you don't like or that offends you in some way....you have the choice to never listen to it again. There is no need to attack the writer or the good people who are trying to enjoy it / celebrate here.

    To all that like this song, - I agree, it made me laugh and it is quite catchy!


    Another delightful little gem from Randy Newman | Reviewer: Anonymous
        ------ About the song Short People performed by Randy Newman

    This light hearted song is so catchy, I can't stop singing it everywhere I go. I believe Randy definitely had a clear message in this song. It's not meant to make anyone upset. He is just singing about what he believes, in his heart, to be true. That's what makes this song so great. Just an honest man, singing about his unbridled feelings toward the vertically challenged.


    To the webmaster | Reviewer: NuclearSunrise
        ------ About the song Short People performed by Randy Newman

    Blimey, you must be a laugh at parties... I'll be BIG enough to respond.

    You have quite clearly taken this song with no sense of humour whatsoever. It's an amusing little song poking fun at prejudice and discrimination. Your later statement that you wish to be pardoned for using the terminology "brain-dead" shows how hypocritical, needless and detatched from reality your post is. Please, get your prorities right next time.

    As for the song itself, I love it! Very good, very funny, made even better by the occasional person commenting with a serious issue about their height.


    Satire in Randy Newman's "Short People" | Reviewer: Sanford
        ------ About the song Short People performed by Randy Newman

    Everybody: This song is a satire, you can stop freaking out. The accusations are obviously absurd, and that's the precise point. Very few people seriously believe there to be a fundamental difference between short people and others.

    The excessive nature of the accusations and statements leads the listener to see their absurdity, which by extension shows the listener the equal absurdity of laying claims against other large groups of people who they may be as inclined to view as normal.


    Most ive ever wrote in my life! | Reviewer: Josh.
        ------ About the song Short People performed by Randy Newman

    Reading everyone's little arguments is quite funny. When i first heard the song i thought it was just about how cute little people are (probably cause i heard it on the movie little rascals which has the cutest funniest little kids ever on it). So anyway when i read the lyrics i was a little confused whether Randy was just singing a funny little song that didnt really have a message and didnt think it would cause such arguments or whether he was intending to say that being prejudice is silly or whether he was being mean cause he doesnt like little people.

    So anyway i came to a conclusion that he was sticking up for short people and saying being prejudice is silly. Until i listened to the song and read the lyrics at the same time. This particular verse raised an interesting question:

    Short people are just the same
    As you and I
    (A fool such as I)
    All men are brothers
    Until the day they die
    (It's a wonderful world)

    Randy sings the bits in brackets and the other bits are sung by someone else.

    I think this other person is saying: no randy these people are just like us, dont be mean to them.

    And randy is arguing back saying no when they die it will be a wonderful world or whatever.




    I used to think that that verse was him actually working out short people were alright, but it goes back to him being prejudice towards them so it got me thinking.

    Soooo am i on too something or am i looking into it too much? Please comment on my thoughts and either tell me im mentally challenged or that i might actually be making sense. Thank you :)

    Someone get randys number and ask him personally!!!


    Reply to short people | Reviewer: webmaster at supportfortheshort.org
        ------ About the song Short People performed by Randy Newman

    What is so sad and pathetic is that some of these people writing so-called reviews are also short - or so some of them say. Let's say we had a song called "Black People" and the lyrics went something like:

    Black people got no reason to live
    Black people got no reason to live
    (and one could make up disparaging lyrics here)
    Don't want no Black people round here.

    Would some of the nincompoops here be writing things like:
    "A little better wording would be good"
    "If you are offended you didn't get the message of the song"
    "For those offended by the song I just want to say "grow up".
    "I like this song, and I made up some rockin'
    dance moves to it"
    "Engage your brains a bit. Critical thinking isn't that hard, your life will be richer for it, I promise."

    I hate to be so harsh but I believe these people posting here should engage THEIR brains a little bit - if they have one that is. If this song was made about mostly any racial, ethnic, religious group or women or gays, etc. the song would most likely never have even been allowed on the airwaves let along "celebrated" like some of the (and again you'll pardon my terminology) brain-dead here seem to be celebrating it. If it had, Newman's career would have been over. Period. End of sentence. This is the socially acceptable prejudice called heightism that I discuss on my website, a prejudice that mostly all of the posters here seem to engage in rather freely - There are even some self-deprecating shorters here too that don't seem to mind being used as fodder for a tramp like Randy Newman and his very heightist song. By the way, I do get Newman's message, unfortunately he chose the short-statured to use as an example and the reason he did that was because he would not have had any career after making a similar song about any of the above groups and I think even some of the people posting here are smart enough to agree.

    Is anyone "BIG" enough to respond to this post?? No? I didn't think so.


    This person is retarded....!!!! *read*! | Reviewer: CamDaMan
        ------ About the song Short People performed by Randy Newman

    how dare him. | Reviewer: Anonymous | 1/27/09

    No, this is not funny. Short people have more prejudice aimed at them today then anyone else. You CAN'T relate. No one can help it. This man deserves to be punished for these stupid lyrics. Shorter people are just as successful as tall people and we should not be looked down upon like this. What if someone made a song called "tall people"? Oh, then it would be SO MEAN right and not funny? Oh,but this, this is HILARIOUS isn't it. So everyone whose tall and says this is funny needs to get out of here


    There is a song called Tall People, google, "tall people lyrics." I am 6'7 and the lyrics bash tall people, do you think I am offended by this? No, you being offended by this shows 1) how insecure you are about your height 2) you have no sense of humor and 3) you are short, get used to it!

    PS: I think the song is extremely funny and even if it was aimed at making fun of little people I still would rub it in your short face just because it pisses you off. peace out short fry!! hahaha


    Short thang.. | Reviewer: BobbyBrown
        ------ About the song Short People performed by Randy Newman

    Well I am 5'0 and when I was reading this song in school I laughed with my friend and got in trouble. This song is funny but people who do not get this may get offended a little better wording would be good.
    Thank you.


    If You are offended... you didn't get the message of the song. | Reviewer: Anonymous
        ------ About the song Short People performed by Randy Newman

    To be honest, I am not tall, but short. However, I love the song.
    The song has a message, and it's not what you think!
    The message is pointing out how silly it is to judge people on their appearance.
    About halfway through the song You'll hear these lyrics:

    Short people are just the same
    As you and i
    (a fool such as I)
    All men are brothers
    Until the day they die
    (its a wonderful world)





    Oh Please get a life! | Reviewer: Fifthhorseman
        ------ About the song Short People performed by Randy Newman

    As a lifelong short person I have loved this song since I first heard it. Sure I get ribbed about being short but oddly not by tall people but by women marginally taller or smaller than me ( 5'5"). Randy Newman Rocks .If you are short and are offendend by this song you really do need to grow up (pun intended)



    You could review the artist/band Randy Newman in Biography page
    You could review Randy Newman album by visiting Albums page and selecting an album
    You could review Randy Newman song by clicking the song which you like


     Download "Randy Newman" Music 





  • The RANDY NEWMAN LYRICS in sing365 are the property of respective authors, artists and labels, all lyrics are provided for educational purposes only, if you like the sound of Randy Newman, please buy relative CDs to support the artist.

    Copyright © 2000-2007 sing365.com