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The Roomate From Hell (featuring MC Chris) Lyrics Artist(Band):MC Lars Horris
My name’s Nate, and I’ll be your RA for this year. Today, we’ll be moving into our dorms and building community. So go get your keys from the main office, come back, and Get ready to meet your roommates… alright? He was the roommate from Hell! He was the roommate from Hell! MC Lars: Satan was my roommate, so junior year was Hell He lacked social skills and had a pungent smell When your roommate is the devil, it can be extremely whack Putting posters on the wall, of Trapt and Nickelback Until the break of dawn he’d be mutilating sheep “It’s 4 a.m. Satan, can you please go to sleep?” I can’t have girls over when the dorm smells like sterno When did room 56 become Dante’s inferno? He likes death and destruction, I like radio and art, He likes holding down Christians and reading Jean Paul Sartre While I’m going to class studying my notes He’s eating baby fetuses and sacrificing goats He tricks the freshman girls into eating apples Holding black masses down at the Campus Chapel Should have never moved in, wish I were dead Should have found a place off campus on Craig’s List instead CHORUS He was the roommate from Hell. His name was Lucifer Someone call a priest. And bring the crucifer He was the roommate from Hell. Leaves his pitchfork in my bed I’m in a satanic panic. ‘Cause he is messing with my head. He was the roommate from Hell. His name was Lucifer Someone call a priest. And bring the crucifer He was the roommate from Hell. Leaves his pitchfork in my bed I’m in a satanic panic. ‘Cause he is messing with my head. MC Chris: Yo, pass that giant balloon of helium over here, yo. Lars: Okay, but wait, Satan that’s too much! MC Chris: Boy you need a bitchslap Not my fault we’re mismatched You geek out over Beakman's World, I dig on World of WitchCraft You’re thinking that I’m riff raff, puffing on a dishrag I am just a player, play Slayer then I kick back I know I reek of sulfur, leave the shower curtain open I come home drunk, make crank calls To Queens and then Hoboken But college is like Salem, all these bitches be so smokin’ If you’re thinking that I’m leaving Then I’m thinking that you’re jokin’! I gotta share my bunk with this post-punk chump Calls this place a dump says, “You’ve been through all my stuff, I wish you’d go to Hell.” I say, “Hey that’s where I’m from!” Blasts Death Cab and Devo he’s too emo to get crunk I was a very nice boss down in Paradise Lost I had very nice bling ‘cause my minions mind floss To hell with college, this is knowledge at a very high cost Gotta go do some blow with that ho… Kate Moss! REPEAT CHORUS MC Chris: Lars you’re causing laughter When you call yourself a rapper, dude, How many Dead Milkman albums Are there named after you? I always got beer. I always got weed. Best roommate ever. If you’d ever ask me! If you find some error in The Roomate From Hell (featuring MC Chris) Lyrics, would you please submit your corrections to me? Thank You. Thanks to <3xXxMITCHxXx<3 for submitting the lyrics. Review the song The Roomate From Hell (featuring MC Chris) The area is only for review, if you want to submit the lyrics or the corrections of the lyrics, please click the link at the end of the lyrics.  Download "MC Lars Horris" Music | |
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