Cledus T. Judd Cooter Lyrics

Polyrically Uncorrect Track Listing
Digital Media 1
  • 1 Polyrically Uncorrect
  • 2 Garth Must Be Busy
  • 3 (If I Had) Kellie Pickler's Boobs
  • 4 Waitin' on Obama
  • 5 Cooter
  • 6 Washing Airplanes
  • 7 Tailgatin'
  • 8 Hard Time
  • 9 Merger on Music Row
  • 10 Dang It, I'm Vixen
  • 11 Christmas in Rehab
  • Now, we all know the pride of Hazzard County, Bo and Luke
    Uncle Jesse, and let's not forget Miss Daisy Duke
    Rosco, don't you know, that sheriff was no straight shooter
    Some may hate Boss Hogg, but man, we all love Cooter

    The girls down at the Boar's Nest used to love to see 'em comin'
    There ain't much in that little town them Duke boys ain't tried jumpin'
    And when we hear that General Lee's familiar "Dixie" hooter
    We all knew we'd get to see a little Cooter

    Now, Cooter is the reason that TV show was so hot
    And Bo and Luke, they hung out with Cooter quite a lot
    And when they took Cooter for a ride in them backwoods
    They did things with Cooter (ha ha!) no man ever should

    Cooter kept them boys' engine fired up and smokin'
    No matter how they tore it up, Cooter kept on goin'
    No such thing as GPS or On-Star computer
    Them there boys didn't need no help when it came to findin' Cooter

    Now, we have every episode on high def DVD
    And we love to watch ol' Bo hood slide across our big TV
    And Daisy in her short shorts could knock me any cuter
    But what we want to see is a whole lot more Cooter

    For those of you who think this song could not be any cruder
    Get your mind out of the gutter; I'm just talkin' about Cooter


    Written by: Chris Clark, Cletus T. Judd, Paula Jo Taylor
    Lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC

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