Nancy Vandal I Want to Be a Gladiator Lyrics

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(Hi, I'm the Hooter! And I like winning!)

[Chorus]
Ooh-ooh ooh-ooh
Ahh-ahh ahh-ahh
Wha-wha na-na
Ooh I wanna be a Gladiator, because I like to win
I like to wear tight little pants and hang out at the gym
I wanna be a Gladiator really, really bad
And if you will not let me, then I'll be very sad
I like Gauntlet for its thrills and spills
While Hang Tough tests my mental skills, oh yeah
The challengers would always lose
And I'd mock them in post-match interviews, oh yeah

[Chorus]

I like Skytrack's thrills and spills
While Powerball tests my mental skills, oh yeah
The challengers would always lose
And I'd mock them in post-match interviews, oh yeah
[Chorus x2]

(Tough guys, tough Gladiators, tough games
And after Skytrack, there's no points for our challengers so far
Tough luck!)
The Debriefing Room Track Listing
  • 1 K-I-D-S Spells Rock
  • 2 The Great Aussie Larrikin
  • 3 I Want to Be a Gladiator
  • 4 (We Are) Disgruntled
  • 5 Will Drop Pants for Airplay
  • 6 The Debriefing Room
  • 7 Piss in My Weetbix
  • 8 Cock Rock's Not Dead
  • 9 We're Not Getting Any Nuder
  • 10 (Oh Yes) You're Beautiful
  • 11 Ray Martin Has a Shed Full of Giant Robotic Killer Wasps
  • 12 Egg Sandwich
  • 13 Frenzal Rhomb Were Better When Ben Was in the Band
  • 14 Smart Casual Trousers
  • 15 I Will Say This in Your Defence - You're an Idiot
  • 16 Monty
  • 17 Warwick Capper Is in Our Rock Group
  • 18 I Wanna Rock
  • 19 The Debriefing Room Reprise
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