Cledus T. Judd Indian In-laws Lyrics

Cledus "T." Judd (No Relation) Track Listing
CD 1
  • 1 Gone Funky
  • 2 Indian In-laws
  • 3 Katie Bar The Door
  • 4 Swingin'
  • 5 Refired Beans
  • 6 Motel Californie
  • 7 Please Take The Girl
  • 8 We Own The World
  • 9 Shade Tree Mechanic
  • 10 Stinkin' Problem

  • New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd (No Relation) Bruce Burch & Judy Jackson BLT Publishing (BMI) Bruce Burch Music (SESAC) Judy Jackson Publishing Designee

    They're my Indian in-laws
    Came to visit me and my squaw
    Been here for a month y'all
    I'm 'bout to lose my mind

    I'm sick and tired of her paw-paw
    Eatin' all of my bear claws
    While he's watchin' ol Hee-Haw
    And drinkin all my wine

    I'm gonna scalp her maw-maw
    Making long distance phone calls
    To her friends in Arkansas
    Talkin' on my dime

    They're my Indian in-laws
    They're drivin' me up the dang wall
    Using all of my dental floss
    And leaving the room smelling bad

    They moved into my wigwam
    God Almighty they're big bums
    Order filet mignons
    And stick me with the tab
    They're hanging 'round my teepee
    Can't wear my buffalo briefs
    Ain't had me no whoopee since week for last

    They're my Indian in-laws
    Hooked on Ex-Lax and Geritol
    Have to run 'em to the shopping mall
    4 times a day
    (Every single day, seven days a week
    My nerves are about shot
    They are worryin' me to death)

    Sittin' there clipping toenails
    Chain-smoking them Pell Mells
    Wish they'd get them a motel
    But they're too cheap to pay

    Pretty soon if they don't leave
    I'll take a pipe and pop his knee
    Like Tanya did Nancy
    They're skating on thin ice

    I'll take my bow and arrow
    Pretend I'm shootin' at a sparrow
    I might miss and uh-oh,
    Hit her maw-maw's behind

    They're my Indian in-laws
    Might be kin to Tim McGraw
    But they kin to me? Naw
    Might have to leave my wife

    'Cause my Indian in-laws
    Came to visit me and my squaw
    I'm about to lose my mind
    Oh, one little, two little, three little Indians
    Four little, five little, six little Indians
    Seven little, eight little, nine little Indians
    Ten little Indian in-laws

    Oh no! Here comes her brother and her other brother
    Then there's her sister that brought her aunt Essie with her
    She's got two kids and they brought two friends
    The whole tribes a-comin'
    Couldn't they have just made a reservation

    Written by: Bruce Burch, Cledus T. Judd, Jody Jackson

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