The Sick Lipstick Mommy's at the Grocery Store Lyrics

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Take me, take me to the cinema!

Santa Claus on the screen
He is wearing red and green
I enjoy the cinema!
Put me in a movie with him!

Rocketship to the North Pole
It's so frosty up there
But I brought my warmest clothes.
Rudolph and his lady-friend
Making babies in the white snow.

I got pregnant by Santa Claus,
Santi-Claus
Watch out!
A dog peed there!
A dog peed there!

Gideon is in the tree.
He's talk-talk-talking to me!
Mommy's at the grocery store,
Daddy got shot by a bank robber.

He took us in his car.
He drove us into the river.
We're drowning
Drowning!
Drowning-drowning-drowning in the river!



Sting Sting Sting Track Listing
CD 1
  • 1 Go to Bed!
  • 2 Thigh-Master, I'm Yr Master
  • 3 Sting Sting Sting
  • 4 Pretend I'm Sleeping
  • 5 10-4, Can You Read Me?
  • 6 Mommy's at the Grocery Store
  • 7 Zombie Cookie
  • 8 Knit-Stitch/Crotch Itch
  • 9 Come Get Yr. Eggs
  • 10 Get Up! Catch Up!
  • 11 She's Got a Broken Femur
  • 12 Cats Are Dangerous
  • Artists A to Z: