TISM Professor Derrida Deconstructs Lyrics
sponsored linksI went to a lecture to hear Robert Hughes speak -
I am honoured, cultured, literate - and yet
All of my life I've had one main regret.
I wish I'd slept with more girls;
I wish I'd had more sex;
I wish my wife had'a sucked my dick.
They told me the yobbos would turn out no good -
I did my homework, they turned into hoods -
I have a family. I am happy and proud.
I said no to anything I wasn't allowed.
I wish I'd done more drugs;
I wish I'd snorted coke;
I wish I had taken the risk.
The Angel of Death hovers overhead.
My family, come, gather 'round the bed;
Come my colleagues, come literate friends.
Here is my last wish, as my life ends.
I wish you'd written my books;
I wish you'd married my wife;
I wish you owned my home;
I wish my thoughts were yours;
I wish my life weren't mine;
I wish you'd never known me at all;
I wish you'd take my place;
I wish it were you lying here;
I wish you'd all get fucked.
www.tism.wanker.com Track Listing
1 (There’s Gonna Be) Sex Tonite
3 Dumb ’n’ Base
4 Thunderbirds Are Coming Out
5 Been Caught Wankin’
6 Denial Works for Me
7 The Parable of Glenn McGrath’s Haircut
8 I Might Be a Cunt, but I’m Not a Fucking Cunt
10 Great Expectorations
11 A Hard‐Earned Thirst Needs a Big Cold Beer, but I Drink to Get Pissed
12 The Men’s Room
2 Describe the Worst Head Job I’ve Had? — Fantastic!
4 The Last Australian Guitar Hero
6 Kate — Fischer of Men
7 My Brilliant Huntington’s Chorea
9 The Apology of the Thai Drug Runner
11 Julius Seizure (Act III, Scene II, Verses 73–118)
12 Neighbours — Everybody Loves Good Neighbours
14 Opposite Day
16 Rebel Without a Paunch
18 The Only Thing Stopping Me From Being Happy Is That I’m Not More Depressed
20 Professor Derrida Deconstructs
21 Ya Gotta Love That