The Toy Dolls Album & Lyrics
Album
- 1 Theme Tune
- 2 Dig That Groove Baby
- 3 She'll Be Back With Keith Someday
- 4 Idle Gossip
- 5 The Death Of Barry The Roofer With Vertigo
- 6 PC Stoker
- 7 Dirty Doreen
- 8 Deidre's A Slag
- 9 Olga I Cannot
- 10 You Won't Be Merry On A North Sea Ferry
- 11 Poor Davey
- 12 My Wife's A Psychopath
- 13 Alfie From The Bronx
- 14 Bitten By A Bed Bug
- 15 Theme Tune
- 1 Olgamental Intro
- 2 Credit Crunch Christmas
- 3 Molly Was Immoral
- 4 Sciatica Sucks
- 5 B.E.E.R.
- 6 Kevin's Cotton Wool Kids
- 7 Don't Drive Yer Car Up Draycott Avenue
- 8 Dirty Doreen
- 9 Down at the Old 29
- 10 Marty's Mam
- 11 Gordon Brown Gets Me Down
- 12 Decca's Drinkin' Dilemma
- 13 Olgamental Outro
- 14 Fiery Jack (Olga acoustic)
- 15 Cloughy Is a Bootboy (Olga acoustic)
- 16 The Sphinx Stinks (Olga acoustic)
- 17 I've Got Asthma (Olga acoustic)
- 18 Sunderland Celbrity
- 1 Our Last Intro?
- 2 The Death of Barry the Roofer With Vertigo
- 3 Cheatin' Chick From China
- 4 Daveys Days
- 5 No One Knew the Real Emu
- 6 I Gave My Heart to a Slag Called Sharon From Whitley Bay
- 7 Jeans Been
- 8 Rita's Innocent
- 9 She's So Modern
- 10 Chenky Is a Puff
- 11 I Caught It From Camilla
- 12 Our Last Outro?
- 13 The Final Countdown
- 14 Tony Talks Tripe
- 15 Yul Brynner Was a Skinhead
- 16 Thank You To
- 1 The Anniversary Waltz
- 2 My Baby Is a Battleaxe
- 3 Her With a Hoover
- 4 Alec's Back
- 5 Dorkmania
- 6 Audreys Alone at Last
- 7 Eine Kleine Nacht Muzic
- 8 Charlies Watching
- 9 I Wish My Eyes Were Ernies
- 10 Livin' on Newton Hall
- 11 What She Had With Huey
- 12 I've Had Enough o' Magaluf
- 13 Livin la Vida Loca
- 14 The Anniversary Waltz
- 15 We're 21 Today
- 1 Mega Intro
- 2 One More Megabyte
- 3 I'm a Lonely Bastard
- 4 She's a Leech
- 5 Me 'n' John Williams
- 6 She'll be Back With Keith Someday
- 7 I'm Gonna be 500 Miles
- 8 Bachelor Boy/When Garry Married Melanie
- 9 Fred Olivier
- 10 In Tommy's Head
- 11 Bored Housewife
- 12 The Memory of Nobby
- 13 The Devil Went Down to Scunthorpe
- 14 Mega Outro
- 1 Orcastrated
- 2 Poltergeist in the Pantry
- 3 Please Release Me (Darling I Loathe You)
- 4 Taken for a Mug
- 5 Any Dream Will Do
- 6 Harry's Hands
- 7 David's XR2
- 8 Pot Lucky Percy
- 9 Ivy's Lurid Lips
- 10 The Psychosurgery
- 11 Ron Dixon Dumped D-D
- 12 Lazy Sunday Afternoon
- 13 Bowling Barmy
- 14 Orcastrated
- 1 Absurd-Ditties
- 2 I'm a Telly Addict
- 3 Terry Talking
- 4 Ernie Had a Hernia
- 5 Toccata in Dm
- 6 My Wife's a Psychopath
- 7 Sod the Neighbours
- 8 Melancholy Margaret
- 9 Drooling Banjos
- 10 Alec's Gone
- 11 When You're Jimmy Saville
- 12 Caught Up the Reeperbahn!
- 13 Dez the Demon Decorator
- 14 Absurd-Ditties (End Bit)
- 1 Gloomy Intro / Toy Doll Tonic
- 2 Fat Bob's Feet!
- 3 We Quit the Cavalry
- 4 The Sphinx Stinks
- 5 Rodney's Memory
- 6 Olga Crack Corn
- 7 Bitten by a Bed Bug!
- 8 Kids in Tyne & Wear
- 9 Frankie's Got the Blues
- 10 A Bunch o' Fairies
- 11 Yellow Burt
- 12 Back in '79
- 13 The Coppers Copt Ken's Cash!
- 14 Toy Doll Tonic / Gloomy Outro
- 15 Turtle Crazy!
- 1 Introduction
- 2 Wakey Wakey Intro
- 3 Lester Fiddled the Tax Man
- 4 Pot Belly Bill
- 5 One Night in Moscow (& We'll Be Russian Home!)
- 6 Cloughy Is a Bootboy!
- 7 Sabre Dance
- 8 Daveys Took the Plunge
- 9 There's a Trollop Up Elmwood Street
- 10 No Particular Place to Go
- 11 Poverty Pleadin' Peter
- 12 Blaze of the Borough
- 13 Wakey Wakey Outro
- 14 Goodnight Irene
- 1 Bare Faced Cheek (intro)
- 2 Yul Brynner Was a Skinhead
- 3 How Do You Deal With Neal?
- 4 Howza Bouta Kiss Babe??!
- 5 Fisticuffs in Frederick Street
- 6 A. Diamond
- 7 Quick to Quit the Quentin
- 8 Nowt Can Compare to Sunderland Fine Fare
- 9 Neville Is a Nerd
- 10 Park Lane Punch Up
- 11 The Ashbrooke Launderette (You'll Stink, Your Clothes Shrink, Your Whites'll Be as Black as Ink)
- 12 Bare Faced Cheek (outro)
- 1 Idle Gossip
- 2 Do You Wanna Be Like Dougy Bell?
- 3 The Lambrusco Kid
- 4 You Won't Be Merry on a North Sea Ferry
- 5 Harry Cross (A Tribute to Edna)
- 6 Geordie's Gone to Jail
- 7 Silly Billy
- 8 If You're in a Pop Group You'll End Up Paying a Fortune Practicing at Peter Practice's Practice Place
- 9 PC Stoker
- 10 I Tried to Trust Tracey
- 11 Keith's a Thief
- 12 I'll Get Even With Steven (Steve Is Tender)
- 1 A Far Out Theme Tune
- 2 She Goes to Finos
- 3 Razzmatazz Intro
- 4 Modern Schools of Motoring
- 5 Carol Dodds Is Pregnant
- 6 You and a Box of Handkerchiefs
- 7 Bless You My Son
- 8 My Girlfriend's Dad's a Vicar
- 9 Come Back Jackie
- 10 Do You Want to Finish... Or What?!
- 11 Commercial Break
- 12 Chartbuster / Razzmatazz (outro)
- 13 We're Mad
- 14 Wipe Out!
- 15 Florence Is Deaf (But There's No Need to Shout)
- 16 A Far Out Theme Tune
- 1 Theme Tune
- 2 Dig That Groove Baby
- 3 Dougy Giro
- 4 Spiders in the Dressing Room
- 5 Glenda and the Test Tube Baby
- 6 Up the Garden Path
- 7 Nellie the Elephant
- 8 Poor Davey
- 9 Stay Mellow
- 10 Queen Alexandra Road Is Where She Said She'd Be, but Was She There to Meet Me... No Chance
- 11 Worse Things Happen at Sea
- 12 Blue Suede Shoes
- 13 Firey Jack
- 14 Theme Tune
- 1 Deirdre's a Slag
- 2 I've Got Ashtma
- 3 She's a Worky Ticket
- 4 She Goes to Finos
- 5 Tommy Kowey's Car
- 6 Everybody Jitterbug