Cledus T. Judd Washing Airplanes Lyrics

Polyrically Uncorrect Track Listing
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  • 1 Polyrically Uncorrect
  • 2 Garth Must Be Busy
  • 3 (If I Had) Kellie Pickler's Boobs
  • 4 Waitin' on Obama
  • 5 Cooter
  • 6 Washing Airplanes
  • 7 Tailgatin'
  • 8 Hard Time
  • 9 Merger on Music Row
  • 10 Dang It, I'm Vixen
  • 11 Christmas in Rehab
  • Standing out here, feeling just like a schmuck with a bucket of
    Soapy water and a scrub brush, too
    Cussing myself, wringing my super shammy out
    Kicking myself for flunking out of pilot school
    Man, these buckets sure are nasty
    I'm just standing out here washing airplanes, rinse off and dryyy yiii
    Trying to figure out exactly where I went wrong and wiiiiiiiiiiii
    Iiiiiping bird poop off these wings
    Bur right now, I'm standing out here washing airplanes...
    I shoulda gone to class, partied less, studied much harder
    Done anything to graduate
    Instead I'm spraying windex on some windows
    And got me Armour All and tires, getting shocked by lottsa wires
    Yeah, this toilet water's blue and I am too
    I'm just standing out here washing airplanes, rinse off and dryyy yiii
    Trying to figure out exactly where I went wrong and wiiiiiiiiiiii
    Iiiiiiiiping bird poop off these wings
    Right now I'm staring at my work boots up above me
    I'm laid out on the runway, I'm laid out on the runway
    I'm pretty sure that fat flight attendant shoved me
    But I'm just standing out here washing airplanes, rinse off and dry
    I'm just standing out here washing airplanes, rinse off and dry
    Trying to figure out exactly where I went wrong and wiiiiiiiiiiii
    Iiiiiiiiping bird poop off these wings
    Yeah, I'm just standing out here washing airplanes, no lie, lie, lie
    Yeah, I'm just standing out here washing airplanes, rinse off, then dryyyy dry dry

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