Cledus T. Judd We Own The World Lyrics

Cledus "T." Judd (No Relation) Track Listing
CD 1
  • 1 Gone Funky
  • 2 Indian In-laws
  • 3 Katie Bar The Door
  • 4 Swingin'
  • 5 Refired Beans
  • 6 Motel Californie
  • 7 Please Take The Girl
  • 8 We Own The World
  • 9 Shade Tree Mechanic
  • 10 Stinkin' Problem
  • Parody of We Are the World by USA For Africa (M. Jackson/L. Ritchie) Brockman Music (ASCAP) Warner Timberlake Music Corp. (BMI)
    New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd (No Relation), Bruce Burch, & Daniel Sarenana, BLT Publishing (BMI) Bruce Burch Music (SESAC) Daniel Sarenana Publishing Designee

    *=CTJ as Michael Jackson
    +="Lisa Marie"
    **="Michael" spoken
    ++="Lisa Marie" talking
    ~=Final announcer

    *There comes a time when inquiring minds must know
    Just why we have come together as one
    There are rumors flying
    Even LaToya's psychic line
    Could not predict that you would marry me
    **Take it Lisa Marie

    +You couldn't go on pretending day by day
    That you were really the King
    You're more feminine than me
    From plastic surgery
    And Liz was old and overweight so you chose me

    We own the world we got gazillions

    *You wear the pants I'll wear the glove and LOVE the children

    +I'll teach you scientology
    Move to Memphis Tennessee

    *I swear we're gonna have more clout than Bill and Hillary

    *Oh Priscilla was mad
    She said your dad
    Was weird enough

    +But even Elvis didn't try to buy the elephant man

    *He gave away big Cadillacks
    Ate cheeseburgers by the stacks

    +And left me a bloody fortune no you get half

    We own the world that's why we're grinning
    And if you hear a whirling sound it's Elvis spinning

    +Ah he's turning over in his grave
    His face has turned blue suede

    *And if he ain't really dead this'll kill him now

    +We haven't kissed so far we've just held hands
    The only ride you've given me was at Disneyland

    *Waa waa wellllllllll there's people suing
    Oh they're trying to make me pay
    I've had to hire more lawyers than OJ

    We own the world
    Neverland and Graceland
    Bubbles the Chimp can have the jungle room to play in

    +I'll learn to do the moonwalk too

    *And if my nose should come unglues
    Or my hair should catch on fire you'll come to my rescue

    We own the world

    +He loves me tender
    Even though I'm still not sure about his gender

    *I guess that I'm a cross between Janet and Jermaine

    +And I'm a hunka hunka burnin' love straight from the King

    **Lisa Marie when do you think we can uh constipate our marriage

    ++Well as soon as ya stop grabbing yourself honey

    **Ha ha ha oh Lisa Marie you're such a Thriller

    ++Aw thank you
    Thank you very much

    ~Ladies and gentlemen Lisa Marie and Michael have just BOUGHT the building

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